In honor of March – Velata transition month – and because Velata chocolate is almost a religious experience, we grabbed an excerpt from the Book of Velata to share with you! Enjoy.
Book of Velata, Chapter Three, Verses Four to Eight.
4 And the manager of the brand Velata praised the third month of the year, saying, “Bless this the third month that during it thou might benefit with much chocolate and with much joy”.
5 And the people did feast and fondue with strawberries, and bananas, and marshmallows, and pretzels, and waffles, and apples, and bunt cake, and pickles, and Spam, and baby corn on the cob, and tiny grapes, and large onions.
6 Thus, the third month was blessed.
7 And this was the manner of the blessing: First shalt thou bless March, being the third month, with a discount on all items deemed Velata. That is to say, all Velata warmers, and Velata chocolate, and Velata lids, and Velata dishes, and so forth. Then shalt thou set the di ...
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