Happy Father’s Day from Scentsy! We’re double knotting pristine white sneakers, belting up our tan cargo shorts and tucking in our T-shirts!
We’re celebrating with the very best (read: groaniest) dad jokes, sourced fresh from the most embarrassing dads at the Scentsy home office.
Before we dive into the hilarity, here’s a shout-out to the Father’s Day Collection, filled with fantastic fragrance products to show the father figures in your life how much they’re loved and appreciated, no matter how eye-rolling their jokes are. The collection includes several special bundles like the Mod – Taupe Warmer and three masculine Father’s Day Scentsy Bars in Vanilla Bourbon, Vanilla Oak and Vanilla Oud fragrances.
Here are the dad jokes. Brace yourselves for the cringe.
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Every day I tell my family I’m going on a jog. I don’t actually go.
It’s a running joke.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
You know what the best time of the day is?
6:30. Hands down.
I recently told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
You know, I had a really good product idea: a fragrance device you control telepathically.
It makes scents if you think about it.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
You know what you call a man without a body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Well. That was funny, if not painful. Share your best (or worst) dad jokes in the comments.
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